I am sure most of you know the answer to my question from the previous post. Welcome to Ndcai Bistro
Menu
Salad
Chicken in a basket
Steak
Germany Pork Knuckles
Mutton Stew
Fish n Chips
Shark Fin
Waitress: Welcome to Ndcai Bistro. What would you like to have for today dinner?
Customer: Erm. I shall have a salad, Steak and a bowl of Shark Fin soup.
Waitress: Sir, we are currently not serving Steak due to the recent mad cow disease and Shark Fin is not available today. We are supporting an environmental group by not serving Shark Fin.
Customer: Okay. Then, can i have a Chicken in a basket for this lady and Mutton Stew instead?
Waitress: Sorry sir, Chicken dishes are not available too due to Bird Flu. Mutton Stew is not served anymore as our Chef Ndcai don't eat mutton.
Customer: WHAT!!! What about pork knuckles?
Waitress: Pork knuckles is temporary removed from our menu since yesterday. Many people are afraid of getting the Swine Flu that start surfacing in various countries.
Customer: !!! So may i know what do your restaurant serve today?
Waitress: O. We are only serving Fish And Chips as no virus strain has been found on fishes that will transmit to human yet. And we are serving Salad too. However, it is not pesticide free.
Customer: *Storm out of the door.
So what is on your menu today?
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